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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

2008★ 6.3 · 2951h 40mComedy

Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Cast

Aimee Garcia
as Private Vicky Castillo

Vivica A. Fox
as Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg
as Sidney Green

Keiko Agena
as Private Hailey Hamamori

Olesya Rulin
as Private Petrovich

Jessica Simpson
as Private Megan Valentine

Kurt Fuller
as Cousin Barry

Cheri Oteri
as Private Jeter

Bryce Johnson
as Derek O'Grady

Ryan Sypek
as Sergeant Mills Evans

Andy Milonakis
as Joe Kidd

Gary Grubbs
as Captain Greer

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Release date: 2008-11-07

Budget: $30,000,000

Revenue: $103,971

Runtime: 1h 40m

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Comedy

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