Movie

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

IT WILL KILL YOU. EVEN IF IT TAKES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

2008★ 6.7 · 15510mComedyHorror

Overview

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

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Cast

Paul Clemens
as Jack Cucchiaio

Melissa Paladino
as The Girlfriend

Richard Gale
as Narrator (voice)

Fay Kato
as The Mystic

Brian Rohan
as The Murderer

Michael James Kacey
as The Doctor