Season 1
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Season 1

Season 150 episodes2008

Overview

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Episodes

50 in this season

Super Mario Rescues the Princess

1. Super Mario Rescues the Princess

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

2008-09-102 min

A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

2. A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

2008-09-101 min

Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

3. Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

2008-09-151 min

Adopted

4. Adopted

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

2008-09-212 min

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

5. A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

2008-09-291 min

Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

6. Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

2008-10-031 min

A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

7. A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

2008-10-132 min

Cat Staff Meeting

8. Cat Staff Meeting

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

2008-10-191 min

Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

9. Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

2008-10-261 min

Marital Troubles

10. Marital Troubles

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

2008-11-021 min

Jeff Goldblum Wafers

11. Jeff Goldblum Wafers

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

2008-11-091 min

Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

12. Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

2008-12-221 min

The Frog Prince

13. The Frog Prince

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

2008-12-301 min

Monkeys Talk About Religion

14. Monkeys Talk About Religion

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

2009-01-061 min

Mountain Climber

15. Mountain Climber

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

2009-01-121 min

Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

16. Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

2009-01-181 min

Mad Cow Disease

17. Mad Cow Disease

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

2009-01-271 min

The Bartender Says...

18. The Bartender Says...

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

2009-02-051 min

Backstage with Bob Dylan

19. Backstage with Bob Dylan

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

2009-02-171 min

Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

20. Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

2009-02-241 min

Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

21. Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

2009-04-211 min

Things You Never Hear

22. Things You Never Hear

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

2009-05-232 min

A Trip to the Psychiatrist

23. A Trip to the Psychiatrist

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

2009-06-121 min

AIDS Patient Zero

24. AIDS Patient Zero

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

2009-05-122 min

Name That Animal Penis!

25. Name That Animal Penis!

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

2009-05-122 min

Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

26. Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

2009-05-122 min

Sex with... #1

27. Sex with... #1

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

2009-05-121 min

A Fat Guy Working Out

28. A Fat Guy Working Out

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

2009-05-121 min

A Gay Knight

29. A Gay Knight

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

2009-05-121 min

A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

30. A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

2009-05-121 min

Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

31. Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

2009-05-123 min

Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

32. Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

2009-05-122 min

Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

33. Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

2009-05-121 min

He Who Lives in a Glass House...

34. He Who Lives in a Glass House...

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

2009-05-122 min

Sex with... #2

35. Sex with... #2

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

2009-05-121 min

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

36. Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

2009-05-121 min

The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

37. The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

2009-05-122 min

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

38. Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To have sexual relations with your mother.

2009-05-121 min

Sex with... #3

39. Sex with... #3

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

2009-05-121 min

Dirty Vaudeville

40. Dirty Vaudeville

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

2009-05-121 min

Fat Jesus

41. Fat Jesus

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

2009-05-122 min

Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

42. Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

2009-05-121 min

The Sneeze Throw-Up

43. The Sneeze Throw-Up

Exactly what it says on the tin...

2009-05-121 min

The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

44. The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

2009-05-121 min

Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

45. Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

2009-05-121 min

Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

46. Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

2009-05-121 min

Small Talk with Aunt Helen

47. Small Talk with Aunt Helen

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

2009-05-121 min

Marie Antoinette's Notepad

48. Marie Antoinette's Notepad

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

2009-05-121 min

Sheep Shearing

49. Sheep Shearing

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

2009-05-122 min

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

50. What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.

2009-05-121 min